Tag: jokes
group name: focusonthefun
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August 19, 2008 03:34 PM EDT --
C ursing at Work
Dear Employees:
It has been brougto management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation . . . more
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August 19, 2008 11:55 AM EDT --
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us 'old . . . more
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August 19, 2008 03:02 PM EDT --
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging
that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. . . . more
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August 19, 2008 07:34 PM EDT --
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. . . . more
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February 22, 2008 03:28 PM EST --
I thought these were humorous when I read them in my email.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case . . . more
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February 23, 2008 08:36 AM EST --
When I read these I thought they would bring a chuckle or two. I received these in my email.
Warning Signs
On a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules . . . more
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February 24, 2008 08:50 AM EST --
These seemed worth sharing when I read them in my email.
A wild-eyed man dressed in a Napoleonic costume and hiding his right hand inside his coat entered the psychiatrist's office and . . . more
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June 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, `Esther, I`d like to ride in that helicopter.` Esther always replied,`I know Morris, but that helicopter . . . more
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January 26, 2008 01:16 PM EST --
I got a kick from these when I read them in my email.
Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was . . . more
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January 29, 2008 07:29 AM EST --
I was glad to find some good jokes about kids in my email.
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to . . . more
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January 29, 2008 09:50 PM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
For years, three men were stranded on a desert island.
One day, a magic lamp washed on to the beach. They rubbed the lamp, and . . . more
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February 01, 2008 07:40 AM EST --
I'm always glad to receive kid jokes like these in my email.
Two elderly ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of . . . more
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February 10, 2008 08:02 AM EST --
Sometimes it seems like I have read most of the jokes like these that came in my email.
A cute oldie.
A blonde woman down on her luck is walking through a well-to-do neighborhood looking . . . more
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February 24, 2008 03:06 PM EST --
To me these were humorous enough to publish when I read them in my email.
A dogs winter wonderland
Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's . . . more
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February 27, 2008 09:28 PM EST --
These got some chuckles from me when I read them in my email.
One day, a politician was campaigning at a old age retirement home. He went up to a woman and shook her hand and said "Do . . . more
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March 01, 2008 08:02 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when they arrived in my email.
The professor had just related to his history class the event where an ancient runner had covered the 29 miles from the plains of Marathon . . . more
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March 01, 2008 10:23 PM EST --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
A certain girl was quite the beauty and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it.
"A lot of men are . . . more
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March 07, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
A cute oldie
Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.
I went into . . . more
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April 23, 2008 09:57 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I received them in my email.
My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the . . . more
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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